What’s up lurkers. I am totally not hungover today, and totally didn’t start a fire because it was the only way to get the “female party assistants” out of their dressing room before they were “presentable”. Hopefully your weekend is going just as pleasantly as mine. So this past week I was having a conversation with the marketing department head from ********, the company that has the ground breaking innovation that is the ******** and will radically change the way you use *********. -More ambiguity
Hello All!!! (read: people still in the subscription loop). I just wanted to let you know I am in the process of gathering resources for the site again….Im basically starting over, but I get an A for effort. Really tho, If I can cheat and swindle enough time and, most of all, writers (supermodel slaves preferably) to restore the site, I WILL be stirring the socially hot-wired chum soup that is your brains with some sweet chunks of awesome. There has been a lot of luscious news that I have missed in my working class required overtime and I feel just terrible how dumb you have gotten without me to feed your news barren minds. As much of an ego inflated over-statement that might be, I sincerely do miss this… and the perks that come along with it (Business account benefits in integrated cloud storage alone are worth it, forget the bragging right that get me free drinks!). So anywho, just wanted to keep the flock out of the dark, I get writers: you get articles/smiles/inappropriate excitement. Until then have fun with the random button over there →, quite a bit of it is still newsworthy… Because we are just that great here!
-Site Deity,
CatastroFUCK
So you may have noticed that I haven’t gotten much up here lately….in fact it’s been about a month. But I’ve been super busy with work (among other things) and I have yet to replenish the lost authors for the site, and until I get at least 2 more daily writers I wont be back to normal. So till then…I dont know, let your intelligence wither away. Now then….
Who hear loves being able to speak?(see what I did there?) anyone? oh yes everyone. Now what would you say if I told you that, if I so desired (*!SPOILER!*: I do), I could render you incapable of speech. Continue Reading
Do you love college? nope…no you don’t. Even worse than college are those crappy ads with horrific acting and real students whom are curiously over-excited about paying to have your free time depleted to nothing (strangely enough in direct proportion to your account balance). Well I stumbled across a pretty sweet ad for a college in Australia, the Central Institute of Technology. Continue Reading
Howdy friends! I got out of work a bit early it being Super Bowl Sunday and all so I thought I would come visit you. The problem with that of course is that it’s Super Bowl Sunday and I will be watching that f***er. So I tried to think of something short yet indulgent for you (by the by you all voted against more drunkard chronicle,…so you’re welcome) but couldn’t and was about to unload some obscure bullshit when I remembered that just the other night I had watched a nice porn video on the soon to be released video game sequel Twisted Metal.
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Hi fans. Listen, I want to apologize to all of you…see I have been extremely busy with work and have had no choice but to neglect the site. I did find time last Sunday to do it (as I was to have some days to myself), but the Football Championships kinda got a hold of me…and I drank…heavily. Now I know this is no excuse for all of you loyal followers, but when I say heavily I mean that I was in and out for 4 days. so what I am going to try to do for you is give you a chronicle of that time (as best of a picture that my recollection can paint) in hopes that sharing it with you was just as good as you being there with me, and that is fuckin awesome let me tell you. Here goes nothin: …jump for story…
I was going to write about a Holographic display that should be coming forward relatively soon, but the connection to the source site isn’t working…and being the stand up guy I am, I won’t write the article without sourcing the page (read: I can’t remember all of the technical specs and mumbo-jumbo). So instead you get SteamPunk, because it still has a place in my heart…even if it’s old (does that count as a pun?). This little Victorian Sony Viao F laptop was built by John Dunn, crafter artisan and possibly prominent Wheel Clan Dwarf (I swear if any of you know where that’s from of the top of your head I will squeal with delight), and made from birch plywood, pine wood, copper, brass, sweat, tears, drool, and sex appeal (he had to have dump it all somewhere, amarite?). …More + Gallery and Vid after jump
This came to my attention yesterday, in spite of an internet wide protest that rendered vital services like WordPress unavailable for the day. SOPA is obviously important and you guys should really sign this. I won’t reiterate why, since CatastroFUCK did so yesterday, but let me just say; do it for me. I can’t sign it. I’m not an American. But I surf the internet and enjoy the freedoms and choice it provides me. It pisses me off that just because I don’t live in your country, I have no way to protest. But heh, if life was fair I’d be millionaire getting a blowjob from Eliza Duskhu, so whatevs. SIGN IT! Continue Reading
I’ve done a few posts on SOPA related garbage now, including a path to get around the ban should the bill get passed. But What Im about to post is the most important article thus far, the petition link. Here it is: https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/. That’s right I linked it twice because it’s that important. Go thru the link and place you info down, it takes two seconds and will help us stand up against the tyrannical implementation of a freedom destroying system via the SOPA/PIPA bills. This proposition is panning out to be a huge deal, huge companies (like Google, Mozilla, Reddit, Wikipedia, and many more) are stepping up and showing their opposition. Continue Reading
Hey gang. I don’t have much time to post but I was in contact with an old friend of mine recently and she asked me for a favor, and I being the poise, yet sensitive gentleman I am, decided to acquiesce the madam’s humble request. It was a simple one, she had written a small little emotionally filled collection of words and she wished me to share them with the world. Now I don’t make a habit of doing this for people, but this is a dear friend and is in fact most of the reason I am in the position I am today to deliver unto you my mental greatness. Yes without her I may have not changed from the old writer I used to be and thusly there very well may have never been a BlackSheepCodex to fill your blank minds with insight and wonder, so thank your little asses off will ya.
