Category Archive: Idiot-Morons

Treasurer
16 May

Treasury

Years back, just after I graduated highschool, I was doing the normal deal, that is I was skating by doing as little as possible because I was tired of having…
May 16, 2013 at 5:33 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
money-bags
28 Jan

Dramatic Reading: You Totally Did It….Totally Freecicles

Hi everyone in my incredibly intelligent and pretty niche of readers group of people who read this shit (that’s right, I won’t bow to you or anyone else!). You’ll never guess what…
January 28, 2013 at 7:18 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
because sometimes you feel lika a nut
15 Jan

Lance Armstrong and My New Computer

Hi everybody!!! Sorry I have been away for a bit. Turns out my desktop shit the bed and I’m totes building a super computer to replace it. It’s been taking…
January 15, 2013 at 7:55 PM By CatastroFUCK 6 Replies
mark-wahlberg-2
19 Jan

Mark Wahlberg is a douche, could have stopped 9/11

This came to my attention yesterday, in spite of an internet wide protest that rendered vital services like WordPress unavailable for the day (which reminds me you should totally hit…
January 19, 2012 at 8:40 AM By badbabbler 4 Replies
drunk-urinal
14 Dec

Executing Done Right

RIM recently fired two executives for being the coolest fucking execs I have heard of since Richard Branson. George Campbell and Paul Alexander were on a flight from Toronto heading…
December 14, 2011 at 9:49 AM By CatastroFUCK 1 Reply
idiotcrooks
13 Dec

Californians Forge $285,000 Check

Mrs. Robin Antonella Pabello (right) and Mrs. Alexa Johzen Polar (left),respectively a school teacher and a paralegal, Got together one day and thought to themselves the American Realization (comes after…
December 13, 2011 at 9:43 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
The Right Choice: Between hitting the truck or the fat guy...less damage
01 Dec

Guess How Many Car Pile-up

Apparently earlier this morning, Hendersonville Tennessee (near Nashville and drunken Country-music lovers), there was an incident on the highway that cause a bit of a car crash. Now I normally…
December 1, 2011 at 6:48 PM By CatastroFUCK 3 Replies
Kindergarten CopArnold Schwarzenegger©Universal Pictures
22 Nov

Kindergarden Cop Is BaaaaaCK!!!

Hello everyone!!! Sorry for the long leave of absence, but between long work hours and just pure laziness I really haven’t had the time to do any writing. I just…
November 22, 2011 at 7:13 PM By KinderGardenCop Leave a Reply
14 Apr

Damn Funny Texts opens

From the laid back, do nothing but Photoshop in our moniker at the bottom and make a title guys that Brought you Damn You Autocorrect, comes a new variant of…
April 14, 2011 at 4:53 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
14 Apr

Czech Prez steals a pen

Seems Czech President Václav Klaus really likes him some nice pens, so much so that he felt it necessary to steal one on TV instead of waiting till the end…
April 14, 2011 at 1:40 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
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