Category Archive: Story Time

16 May

Evolved Depravity

Hello all! So I’ve got some news for you. You may or may not (it better have been may) have noticed I haven’t been around for the last few months,…
May 16, 2013 at 7:44 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
vid library
03 Jan

New Exciting Year in Video Games

The end of 2012 brought us some serious game-age. Hell I got like 5 “must have” games, forget the “I want” games I bought. Between my consoles, phone, and PC…
January 3, 2013 at 7:03 PM By CatastroFUCK 2 Replies
holiday 2013
01 Jan

It’s a New Year

Hey Everyone! Good to see you, please sit down a while and listen. So It’s 2013 which means that I have once again woken up in a closet completely naked…
January 1, 2013 at 4:59 PM By CatastroFUCK 4 Replies
hungover
28 Jan

Chronicle-y

Hi fans. Listen, I want to apologize to all of you…see I have been extremely busy with work and have had no choice but to neglect the site. I did…
January 28, 2012 at 1:03 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
poetry2
16 Jan

Guest Poem

Hey gang. I don’t have much time to post but I was in contact with an old friend of mine recently and she asked me for a favor, and I…
January 16, 2012 at 12:21 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a Reply
2012's the one where we all die right? Mm'kay.
31 Dec

Happy New Year! Also; The Winds of Winter

Just a quick post to see out the year, since Catastrofuck and Kindergarden Cop have undoubtedly already collapsed into a fat American heaps having indulged in too much piss weak…
December 31, 2011 at 10:53 AM By badbabbler 1 Reply
Drunk_Santa
24 Dec

Merry Xmas(note the spelling…note it hard).

Hey everyone!. I just wanted to say that every single sexy one of you should have a great Xmas. Xmas of course is the consumer holiday, and not Christmas which…
December 24, 2011 at 5:31 PM By CatastroFUCK 2 Replies
Bad-Language-Can-Get-You-Fired
05 Dec

The world’s worst CV; Benedict Le Gauche, my hero

I got fired from my job recently. I was partially to blame, I’ll admit that up front, but the fact of the matter is this; they wanted me gone. I…
December 5, 2011 at 6:42 PM By badbabbler 1 Reply
Don't look behind you... seriously, don't. BOO!
30 Nov

Trippy genius writer signs million dollar deal for serial novel, makes me jealous

So, I don’t know much about the demographic for this blog, but I’m going to assume that you’re savvy internet users who actually acquired the power of literacy and therefore…
November 30, 2011 at 9:19 PM By badbabbler Leave a Reply
Sorry Oz, but I plan to use your tragedy for comedy
25 Nov

Australian man thinks he’s McGyver, probably is

So I was charged last night by hateful taskmaster  benevolent web-legend CatastroFuck with updating the site, since he and KinderGarden Cop, aka the only other sods who write for this…
November 25, 2011 at 1:06 PM By badbabbler 2 Replies
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