The Beard-reader

*full Guide HERE(there is little descriptions so do the clicky zoom)*

This here is a guide to how trustworthy a new companion/acquainted/battlemate truly is based upon the volume and design of their facial hair. It’s never wrong! I tried to fool it but when I shaved into different styles I found my personality shifted to the corresponding temperament. This failure did not sit well with me, so I found a way around it so that no one can ever judge me by my mane. I shave my crotch-locks into the style adversely proportional to my face-fuzz, the scale gets all thrown off and I can be free to choose my own alignment. TAKE THAT SCIENCE!


This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on February 27, 2011 at 1:39 PM. It’s filed under Awesome, WTF and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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