This should be mine immediately. I fear that I need to say this but here goes….The beer holster is a tactical thigh holster that can hold a bottle of beer safely at your side while freeing up both your hands for important things like eating bacon and double fisting vodka. This thing brings you halfway to a legit cowboy. Best part about it…it’s only $30, you know what that means! IM BUYING TWO BITCHES!