Lance Armstrong and My New Computer

because sometimes you feel lika a nut

Hi everybody!!! Sorry I have been away for a bit. Turns out my desktop shit the bed and I’m totes building a super computer to replace it. It’s been taking up a bit of my time doing the research on what components to get….Plus I get super excited when compiling new tech, some times I can’t even stand up. So far the thing is looking pretty beast, I’m trying to future proof it little better than the last one. My brother refers to it as overkill, I call it the wrath of the Gods. Quick break down of what I have so far:

  • 6-Core Intel i7 processor @4.5Ghz (so I can brute force crack my way into the Walt Disney Castle defense system, that’s where they keep the princesses right?)
  • 16GB DDR3 1866MHz RAM (got this giant heat-sink on top for fins)
  • EVGA GTX680 classified overclocked edition 4Gb video card (couldn’t spring for the 690…)
  • ASUS P9X79 Deluxe mother board
  • Fridgid cooling: 6-140mm fans; 2-120mm fans; and a 240mm radiator liquid cooling setup for the processor
  • full size aluminum tower w/ 850w power supply

Yeah, so psyched to complete the build, my baby is gonna have some balls. Speaking of balls, Lance Armstrong has apparently confessed his use of performance enhancing drugs to Oprah, the supposed interview to be released later this week

“I’m sitting here now because it’s already been confirmed,”[Lance told] Winfrey, who interviewed the Texan for more than two hours on Monday in a hotel in Austin, Texas, told CBS.

From the moment it was announced last week that he had agreed to the interview with Winfrey, it was widely expected that the 41-year-old cancer survivor would make some sort of confession but even Winfrey was surprised by what he said.

“He did not come clean in the manner that I expected,” she said, without elaborating on the specifics.

“For myself, my team, all of us in the room, we were mesmerized and riveted by some of his answers.

Yeppers, yet another sport icon falls to the desolate wasteland of dope users formerly know as heroes. Tho I can’t honestly say I know any athletic giants (figuratively of course but feel free to imagine a team of 14′ tall competitors) that didn’t turn out to be cheating….probably because then they wouldn’t have stuck out as being better than the crowd. In my opinion we should take male porn stars to court too…as well as runway models and all of the great comedians in the world, all of them used performance enhancements and should all be punished. Right so I’ll try to update when the interview comes out so you can relish the admittance from the rich a**hole. Oh also, there’s a good chance that if he does  come clean he will go to jail for perjury and be sued for “soiling the good name” of his self indulged greedy conglomerate sponsors. So you may or may not want to watch that.

In other (quick) news :

  1. the Dodgers surpass Yankees for the “most spent on payroll” title. oh yay, someone tell them the stimulus package system doesn’t work
  2. 18 severed heads (legally) pass thru O’hare International airport. It’s like that movie 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag except this kind of thing happens all the time
  3. Megan Fox lets even more stupid fall out of her mouth. We have all heard the “being rich is worse than being poor, I’m miserable” exaggeration, and none of us believe it. Tho in her defense trying to argue this point is probably as close to acting as she will ever come.
  4. New girl scout cookie has nutrients! This means one of two things: either it’s good for you and tastes like crap; or it’s still bad for you and uses the guise of a healthy snack (more likely)

My favorite part about this post? I only wrote like 5 sentences and half of them were about my new computer. It’s good!!!!

[Oprah stuff]

This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on January 15, 2013 at 7:55 PM. It’s filed under Idiot-Morons, Stuff and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

7 thoughts on “Lance Armstrong and My New Computer

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  2. Most V.I.P. Ever on said:

    My sense is that it is only overkill to your brother because it will not be his. lol

  3. Jordan Brand has unveiled its first ever collection with a football club – Paris Saint Germain. The Jordan Brand x Paris Saint Germain Collection releases on September 14th, while the club will debut its Jordan Brand kit on September 18th.

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