Seen here is an offspring of Japans never-ending pursuit to be either in or have on a machine. Eradicating any recent doubts in my mind why Japan is my favorite source of WTF.  This little numbers purpose, besides making you look like Birdo, is to straighten ones nose thus sending you miles ahead in your attempt to become Japans most beautiful woman. how does it work? you ask. simple! How does anything work in the sex crazed (and crazy sexed) Japan? It vibrates the shit out of you, thats how! this cheap bit of plastic guaranteed to splinter and get wedge in your cornea will set you back only $83. I bet your on the phone already, careful Yoshi doesn’t hump your face.

 

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08 Feb This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on February 8, 2011 at 5:39 PM. It’s filed under WTF and tagged birdo, i feel dumber seeing that, im not putting that on my face, japan, Mario, nose straightener, stupidity. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.