Wait for it….Zipper shoes! Fuck yes. This shoe design allows you to take one pair of shoes and turn it into any design you want! Well so long as you wanted a chuck of some kind. These will be perfect for those of us with the terrible shoe addiction (women) to help shrink our closets, or in my case a shoe room (just bedside the S&M parlor). Okay jokes (or are they) aside this is a cool idea, especially if they expand the shoe style and make it so you can customize your own design like a skateboard or a fake Facebook profile for friending ladies in their twenties. Lets see where this goes, if nothing else I know that my little misses will be buying a few. The only problem is…how are they gonna prevent my member from getting caught in the zipper?