Researchers at Stanford University have discovered a way to slow down time….wait no sorry I was dreaming. They found out how to two-way simultaneous communicate over radio frequency. “What the fuck does that mean?” you say. This means it could lead to doubling the speed of Wi-fi as it wouldn’t have to send separate signals for send and receive. It may even improve the speeds of our mobile phone networks. It works by having dual transmitters at each end of communication. The transmitters work like a noise cancellation system. a patent was applied for so they’ll get it in thirty years right after I get mine for the “pleasure chair”.