So you’re sitting in the church hall waiting for the AA meeting to start when suddenly your (very large) stomach starts a rumbling, you remember you had a sweet fuckin suppository earlier to “take the edge off” and you could probably use that to numb your teeth until the meeting is over. Hand flying thru your stained panties like a snake thru a mud swamp, you finally find the glory you were looking for and pluck that little fudge nugget for the taking. Im not really sure what this chick was thinking, but it sure wasn’t a list of things you shouldnt put in your mouth.
[EpicFail]