I would have put “may be” after baldness but the title was already long. Scientists have stumbled upon what may be a formula for regrowing the hair of those with hair loss. As usual they weren’t actually trying to do this but happened upon it when developing a stress hormone inhibitor (sounds like Viagra all over again). The white-coats gave the substance to bald rats and came back for run up tests only to find them as hairy as a dogs ass. Further test went to show this worked pretty well on mice, they are crossing their fingers that the effect carriers over to humans (especially since they already filed for the patent). No news on whether or not the stress blocker part works tho.
[Dvice]