Theres a new Facebook app (new to me) that takes the long, arduous, jerkins saturated hours out of internet stalking. This Breakup Notifier app will notify you when your wife to be scared little victim has changed their relationship status, that way you can keep tabs on multiple unsuspecting targets and have it let you know when there’s an “opportunity” available (for you to totally get arrested). There is a defect however as it only notices when there is a change in status, not specifically one to single. So be careful not to send an auto message to them (which is one of the features) about how they deserve better and you have a lambo and blah blah money blah blah well endowed, until you double-check that they didn’t just change status to engaged or married
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22 Feb This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on February 22, 2011 at 10:45 AM. It’s filed under WTF and tagged facebook, Hanna Montana stalker, hey...lookin for a rebound?, i will haunt you till your mine, internet creepers, lubericant. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.