The green ranger punched someone’s teeth out yesterday, I think it was a putty in disguise.

“So last night at Legacy fights in Houston, Jason David Frank, the former green power ranger, and owner of ‘jesus didnt tap’ knocked out a legacy promotions employees teeth. Apparently the guy was collecting the gloves and thought frank was not going to give them back. i wasnt there at the time, but was told by a guy back stage that the guy told him “jesus didnt steal gloves’ and Frank got p’ed off. Frank claims the guy touched him first, and it was self defence, from what I’m told the guy didnt hit him, Frank claimed he pushed him I was told. Basically the kid was skinny and probably 60+ lbs less, and told frank he wasnt going to fight him. Frank then burned off out of the place,a nd the kid went off with missing teeth. kinda ironic he’s managed by suckpunch entertainment.”

Yeah, I wasn’t making a funny, the green ranger really did punch someones teeth in. But can you blame him? Like a decade of his reputation consisted of him in leotards screaming “KI-KIIYAA!” whilst wailing on terrible terrible actors. The man is legally required to do something ludicrously testosterone fueled at least twice a day to still be considered a male. Plus he was probably pissed that I totally punched him in the face that morning for crying in his sleep.

 

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22 Feb This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on February 22, 2011 at 6:22 PM. It’s filed under Awesome, Idiot-Morons and tagged dentists wet dream, fighting, Power Rangers!, Shitting teeth by noon, who would jesus bang out. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.