Theres a new record holder in the laser category, a 500KV deathmachine of an FEL that can burn thru 20ft of steel per second.

“To create incredible power requires incredible energy. After all, the more power one puts into a laser accelerator, the more powerful and precise the light beam that comes out on the other end. During a private tour of the Jefferson Lab in Newport News, VA., on Friday, saw scientists blast unprecedented levels of power into a prototype accelerator, producing a supercharged electron beam that can burn through 20 feet of steel per second.

Scientists there, in coordination with the Office of Naval Research (ONR), injected a sustained 500 kilovolts (KV) of juice into a prototype accelerator where the existing limit had been 320 kV — a world’s record, the scientists explained.”


I want it mounted to the hood of my car right now! No better yet shrunken down and place inside my watch so I can GoldenEye my ass thru any lock, such as a locker room full of womens(or if i mess up it better be like a Mantown locker room with a saloon and Clint Eastwood threatening to break up a fight between Chuck Norris and Steven Segal). What will this tech be used for? Basically a far more advanced version of that missile shield fo battle ships, or so they say. I have a suspicion its all so they can laze my bedroom wall when im pretending to make the sex so my roommate thinks I’m cool.


This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on February 25, 2011 at 1:32 PM. It’s filed under Awesome, Tech and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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