In a heroic effort to save a man’s life (and make his own news story), Reporter Shamori Stone breaks up a fight on the boardwalk. It was kinda funny how he kept saying the same things over and over…especially when his rebuttal to “he’s trying to rob us” was “I know man but you could hurt him”. Not that im siding against him, no im saying good for him. Id have grabbed that telescoping baton out that punks hand and introduced ito to his colon. Any way you can see the pride on his face afterwards, and I want to know what that feels like so im gonna go beat someone up now too. Wheres Ronald McDonald?!?!

01 Mar This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on March 1, 2011 at 1:44 PM. It’s filed under Awesome and tagged fighting, other random crap, reporter fight, Shitting teeth by noon, street fighter, street gladiator, wanna see my unit?. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.