FRIGGIN AWESOME! My hero Troy Harman here took a super cool thing (jetpack) and made it have sex with a dangerous sport (skiing) to produce the boner inflicting offspring that is rocket-skis! Now before I get hauled away for mentioning “boner” in the same sentence as “offspring”, I would like to point out that this is no gimmick. Troy took apart two military UAVs, doubled up their engine on a backpack and flipped the bird to the long lines at the lift chairs. The jet pack easily pushes him around the slopes at 47mph, at only half throttle. So if you do out the math, he could easily reach “your F#@%ing Dead” speed if he pushed it all the way. Jump for the video, make sure you got a rag.

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03 Mar This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on March 3, 2011 at 3:45 PM. It’s filed under Awesome and tagged batshit crazy, blindingly fast, caps lock excitement, deliver it to my house, fly, i already got one so there!, I got what you need, i have a hard on, its like robot pr0n. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.