so this one is old but I laughed so I figured you would enjoy it. Kentucky man Harvey Westmoreland had himself an interesting day when he tried to sell his lawn mower to some friends, things got rowdy….by which I mean they cut off his beard and made him eat it.
I cant really understand anything this person was saying but this is a quote:
“Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him,” Westmoreland said. “One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.”
First off, whenever there is a One thing led to another it’s never by normal circumstances, so I can only assume someone tried to date someones sister and touched the wrong chicken wing. Secondly who the fuck could mistake a $20 lawnmower from a $250 one? heres a hint: does it have a blade and motor? no then it’s not worth $250.
As you can see from the picture above, his beard has grown back—though, Harvey says, it’s not as long as it was before he ate it.
That was from the article…..I didnt know whether to laugh at captain obvious or just facepalm myself in response to humanity.