A “white powdery substance” was found in the Kennedy space center facility in Florida and has just come back as testing positive for cocaine. I could stop the post there and it would be enough, but I just dont know when to quit. The 4.2 gram($320 bundle of joy) isnt the first time the booger sugar has been found on site, no by a long shot. The last time was only January of last year in one of the hangers (Discovery’s actually), so much for NASA’s strict drug policy eh?
“Law enforcement personnel field tested the substance, which indicated a positive test for cocaine,” Renee Juhans, an executive officer with the office, told CNN. “The substance is now at an accredited crime lab for further testing.” She wouldn’t comment on where in the facility the drug was found.
She wouldnt comment for one of two reasons, either it was in her draw or in the precious astronaut’s banana-hammock. Now how am I gonna get back there to get the rest….hmmm