Apparently tomorrow is national pillow fight day, but I don’t much care about that as I am Pillow fight champion 3 years running. Tho many people claim it’s my use of Goliath (pictured above), I firmly believe it’s my rigorous training routine that keeps me fit and ready for any pillow-based battle to come. Im currently accepting warm-up competitors in preparation for tomorrow, Purely with training in mind of course. Requirements are that you are a lady, you are hat, you own at least one sexy lingerie outfit and you would look good in slow-mo recorded from a conveniently left open lap-top web-cam(reference photo posted after jump). Bring it on girls! (refreshments will be served in the form of liquor and chocolate)

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04 Apr This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on April 4, 2011 at 11:23 AM. It’s filed under Awesome and tagged environmental love, excessive force, im a schemer cuz i scheme, online debacles, pillow-fight!, single out the single ladies, touch me. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.