Are you also a terrible writer? Well now you can turn that failure into a chance at success! Crumple up that bile inducing love poem and make a toss for the basket in one of any number of sports! this neato paper is available over at the Neatorama shop for about $8 and has the designs of a bunch of sport balls(terribly worded I know) printed on the back, so when you tear off a page and crumple it in a failure fueled rage you create a little paper replica of you favorite sport! Now should you miss the shot into the waste basket then you’re a failure on all levels and should probably kill yourself to thin out the gene-pool. 

[Neatorama]

06 Apr This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on April 6, 2011 at 9:46 AM. It’s filed under artsy, Awesome, sports and tagged alway shave your privates mate, i write for you!, it happens at the same time!, literary failure, on the cheap, the incredibly odd world of sports!. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.