also a terrible writer? Well now you can turn that failure into a chance at success! Crumple up that bile inducing love poem and make a toss for the basket in one of any number of sports! this neato paper is available over at the Neatorama shop for about $8 and has the designs of a bunch of sport balls(terribly worded I know) printed on the back, so when you tear off a page and crumple it in a failure fueled rage you create a little paper replica of you favorite sport! Now should you miss the shot into the waste basket then you’re a failure on all levels and should probably kill yourself to thin out the gene-pool.