Three Player Chess…No, Thank You

Now I don’t know about you, but I’m not a huge fan of chess (prefer Pop-tarts myself). It isn’t that I’m no good at it, in fact I’m fairly decent for a mental patient, I just find the lag and forethought are less than the feeling of reward you earn for a win. This new game board brings a whole new gift to the table, a third person. Not only would that make it twice as annoying challenging but also open up the chance for seedy alliances and the inevitable betrayals that follow. What happens after that is up to you, my games would end in bloodshed brought upon by the untethered brawl, instigated by the boards being whipped at the wall, caused by the drunken proclamations of cheating while brandishing opponents player pieces in a lewd fashion. Oh if you’re wondering how the pieces move on such a trippy looking board, that’s what those (also trippy) lines are for, they show path trajectory. All this fun and more can be yours for the paltry sum of $43 on Amazon. Frankly all this seems like too much thinking and Im going to invest my $43 in gambling, bet it all on red…..SHIT THERE IS NO RED!!!!


This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on November 27, 2011 at 6:19 PM. It’s filed under Games and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

4 thoughts on “Three Player Chess…No, Thank You

  1. Stephanie on said:

    I like playing chess and I’m pretty sure I’d be annoyed very quickly playing this. There are some people I’d like to see play and be baffled

  2. badbabbler on said:

    I’d rather play this than 3D chess. 😉

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