Now I don’t know about you, but I’m not a huge fan of chess (prefer Pop-tarts myself). It isn’t that I’m no good at it, in fact I’m fairly decent for a mental patient, I just find the lag and forethought are less than the feeling of reward you earn for a win. This new game board brings a whole new gift to the table, a third person. Not only would that make it twice as annoying challenging but also open up the chance for seedy alliances and the inevitable betrayals that follow. What happens after that is up to you, my games would end in bloodshed brought upon by the untethered brawl, instigated by the boards being whipped at the wall, caused by the drunken proclamations of cheating while brandishing opponents player pieces in a lewd fashion. Oh if you’re wondering how the pieces move on such a trippy looking board, that’s what those (also trippy) lines are for, they show path trajectory. All this fun and more can be yours for the paltry sum of $43 on Amazon. Frankly all this seems like too much thinking and Im going to invest my $43 in gambling, bet it all on red…..SHIT THERE IS NO RED!!!!

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27 Nov This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on November 27, 2011 at 6:19 PM. It’s filed under Games and tagged check-mate, chess, fun and games, I consolodated all my debt thru gambling, my brain hurts, thinking man's sport, trip kings, waaaay too much free time. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.