Wanna pretend like your someone important? Even more than you already pretending now? Then why dont you run out and buy a pair of these snazzy Stetheadphone (retard name not an artifact of my mind). With the Stetheadphone it’ll seem like you’re an in demand medical technician every time your jammin out. You’ll get all the benefits of wearing shitty ass ear bud headphones combined with the prized characteristic looking like a douche-bag! impress your friends by not actually being able to do anything useful! But wait! Call now and receive a hipster-styled ironic shirt guaranteed to ensure your virginity stays intact! Im not sure whats worse these or the pink nose humping robot from Japan. Probably this, cuz i could wear a lab coat and go around checking heart rates like “This is a special stethoscope miss…the cup is implanted in my hand”
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