Michigan State University, famous for not paying me for a lecture on “the advanced method for nerds to get laid”, announced that it developed tiny little baby computer that can be placed in your eyeball and take important medical data that can be used to help Glaucoma patients probably take over your brain and make you a cyborg zombie who thirst for 10W-30. The device is roughly 1mm³ and is juiced by only 5.3 nanowatts. What does all this mean? If you have crippling Glaucoma, it means you can keep track off your eyeball pressure better. For the rest of us nothing except the possibility of robot overlords in the future….or maybe an advancement towards nanomachines like in Metal Gear, I always said Id be the perfect Solid Snake. SSSSNNNNNAAAAAAKKKKE!!!!
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25 Feb This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on February 25, 2011 at 8:00 AM. It’s filed under Awesome, Tech and tagged but you can still smoke weed right?, cyborgs, metal gear, tiny computer, zombies. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.