Monthly Archive: February, 2011

14 Feb

Wet T-shirt contests with efficiency!

Here at the office we love cube warfare, we can find no better way to procrastinate our official duties than to go on a 3 hour man hunt for one…
February 14, 2011 at 12:00 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Feb

Fuck park benches, hobos to score oven bus stops

Unfortunately, as any of you with at least common level intelligence can see, that bus stop is not really heated. But i can tell you from the time I spent…
February 14, 2011 at 10:30 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Feb

Its coming right at us!

The LG Optimus finally gets an official 3D counter part. The “Optimus 3D” (colorful name isnt it?) boasts the glasses-free 3D display with the ability to view and create 3D…
February 14, 2011 at 9:54 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Feb

My eyeballs are melting!

Hitachi has a new touch screen IPS LCD for smart phone displays. As of now the current sweet pee in the market is Apple’s Retina display at 960×640, which is…
February 14, 2011 at 8:16 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle

Hold on! easy with that knife, it’s a real jigsaw puzzle, not the guy for those terrible movies. There you go…I know, I know, I’d have done it before watching…
February 11, 2011 at 8:01 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

the Atlantic? I cant even make it across the swimming pool.

Have you ever sat there and thought “i may not be the most badass, but im certainly pretty cool”. Of course not, you wouldn’t fool yourself with fascinations of grandier…
February 11, 2011 at 7:20 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Zombie killing upgrade

The typical Zombie apocalypse survivor will, unfortunately, not have access to a cache of high-powered and high awesomed military equipment. Lets face it most of you will have just shit…
February 11, 2011 at 5:30 PM By CatastroFUCK 1 Comment
11 Feb

Touch me

This my friends in the future TV of your favorite writer (me, im talking about me). It’s a 33′ touchscreen, 33 foot! Thats 396 inches! I need it for my…
February 11, 2011 at 2:45 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Idiots:Nokia workers walk out to show disapproval for merger

Earlier this morning Nokia announced its partnership with Microsoft in the mobile market to help alleviate their rapidly depreciating market share. The employees however do not seem pleased about the…
February 11, 2011 at 1:37 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

I WANT:Vehicular Missile defense systems

Image comes in the brocher with a “dont let this be you” tag Ever wanted your own personal missile defense system for your monstrous family vehicle? Well not you can!…
February 11, 2011 at 12:20 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment