Some 22 year-old kid was doing a Professor Zoidberg impression when another man, whom we presume is infuriated by animate crab doctor, played fisticuffs all up in the impersonator’s face. Our 22y/o victim suffered a broken nose and broken teeth for his (probably terrible) impression of the Futurama character:

When “Zoidberg” passed another man on the street, the other man reportedly asked, “What did you say to me?” The 22-year-old’s friends pulled him away from the man, “telling him, ‘keep going, he said nothing to you,’ ” according to the report.

The man reportedly followed for about 20 feet and threw the punch. The alleged assailant, who is known by the 22-year-old, reportedly ran away, the report states.

Yeah thats some serious hate of crustaceans to make the poor bastard shit teeth. Shoulda went with Bender, everybody loves Bender. Im gonna share a little secret with you guys, carry a hand grenade. You dont have to use it but it scares the shit outta people.
[comedycentral]

01 Mar This entry was written by CatastroFUCK and published on March 1, 2011 at 6:44 PM. It’s filed under Awesome, Idiot-Morons and tagged angry, Battery, dentists wet dream, fighting, im pretty sure the word "probe" is in there, pimp smack, Shitting teeth by noon, who would jesus bang out. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.