Hi everybody!!! It’s been a while but we are (as you have hopefully noticed) back in action! full force and in your mouth totally not gonna get sued for sexual harassment. Well that full force part was a lie, but “half-cocked” just didn’t sound right unless I was talking about how drunk we are. So I wanted to start off with a little something I like to call sweet sweet revenge…or sometimes exigent circumstance depending on the situation. Infinity Ward, the giant Developer behind Call of duty, struck out against a shit bunch of cheaters for being jerk-bag A-holes that totally would get shot in the face in real life if I was there and he wasn’t camping around the corner EVERY F**CKIN TIME!!! Over 1600 Players were banned from the game and IW says “it’s only the beginning”, or as I like to paraphrase it: “Suck it douche-cocks!”. CoD’s latest installment, Modern Warefare 3 has already sold 6.5 million copies in the first week alone and broke the all time sales record (owned by its predecessor Black Ops). Having such a prominent role in the industry, it’s no wonder they want to keep all the sluts out (just like you do in your home…keep em at the hotel). Now obviously you don’t want innocent Jimmy Dogooder getting caught up in this Justice-Crusade by accident, so the bans are adjusted in turn, which is explained by Robert bowling, of Infinity Wards creative strategist team (I know I know, cant be a real job), in a wording that even I could not have said better myself.
“every ban is unique to the level of douchiness of the offense. The greater the douche the greater the length. PermaDouche possible.”
How friggin awesome is that!?!?!!? I’ll tell you how awesome, Super awesome…like a cape and a symbol and an arch nemesis super. So anywho, some piece of mind to the people who were getting taken advantage of out on the field, even if it’s not as hardcore as you wanted. Now I’m not saying it’s a good idea to get all these people’s addresses thru hacking their IP’s and tea bagging them in their slumber……but I totally am