Category Archive: Awesome

18 Feb

Detroit trying to erect robocop statue

Little do they know that he doesn’t have a robo-wiener. The citizens of detroit have raise over $54,000 to Build a statue of Robocop, because Japan cant have all the…
February 18, 2011 at 9:30 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

Clappper for a bra

This here is a pointless invention bound for sales! Think about the clapper…now imagine that instead of the light spazzing out an attractive women’s bra came undone exposing her plump delicious breasts.…
February 18, 2011 at 8:30 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
17 Feb

Pikakitten

This is a totally awesome and totally fake picture of my future cat. Now some jackass dick-eater might have destroyed my heart by photoshopping the kitty into a Pokécutie, but…
February 17, 2011 at 12:45 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
17 Feb

superchip

Nvidia announced there new mobile processors today in Barcelona(which sounds like a place for the thirsty/ those under the employ of the codex). the new sets are quad-, yep 4,…
February 17, 2011 at 9:30 AM By CatastroFUCK 1 Comment
15 Feb

Just push it in that shelf.

This thing is friggin cool. Its composed of Tetris shaped wooden sliders that ,when an object is push in to them, creates a form around the object. So you can…
February 15, 2011 at 1:00 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
15 Feb

SCCCIIIEEENCEEE!

  Portal was a smash hit that teleported its way into our hearts with the release of the Orange Box (quite possibly the coolest kind of box). With a gripping tale propelled…
February 15, 2011 at 12:10 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Feb

Wet T-shirt contests with efficiency!

Here at the office we love cube warfare, we can find no better way to procrastinate our official duties than to go on a 3 hour man hunt for one…
February 14, 2011 at 12:00 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Feb

Fuck park benches, hobos to score oven bus stops

Unfortunately, as any of you with at least common level intelligence can see, that bus stop is not really heated. But i can tell you from the time I spent…
February 14, 2011 at 10:30 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

the Atlantic? I cant even make it across the swimming pool.

Have you ever sat there and thought “i may not be the most badass, but im certainly pretty cool”. Of course not, you wouldn’t fool yourself with fascinations of grandier…
February 11, 2011 at 7:20 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Zombie killing upgrade

The typical Zombie apocalypse survivor will, unfortunately, not have access to a cache of high-powered and high awesomed military equipment. Lets face it most of you will have just shit…
February 11, 2011 at 5:30 PM By CatastroFUCK 1 Comment