Tag Archive: it’s so friggin sad

16 Jan

Guest Poem

Hey gang. I don’t have much time to post but I was in contact with an old friend of mine recently and she asked me for a favor, and I…
January 16, 2012 at 12:21 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
09 Jun

Sad news everyone

Hey guys, Ive got very disappointing news for you all. It’s been about a week and a half since my last post and it’s for good reason, aside from my…
June 9, 2011 at 9:29 PM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments
15 May

System Failure

Hey guys! It’s been a long time, a long sad time filled with liquor and shame and the occasional shared intravenous drug use with a hooker to cover up the disappointment. Worst of…
May 15, 2011 at 4:53 PM By CatastroFUCK 1 Comment
18 Apr

You spoke, now prepare to receive

Well somehow you guys asked for another dark story (because not enough of you voted), which is really fine with me cuz back when I was that kind of writer…
April 18, 2011 at 11:45 AM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments
30 Mar

Digital girlfriend

Are you a busy and important single man like myself nerd totally unlike me and don’t have many, many beautiful girlfriends? Want to take that clinically insane fantasy game you…
March 30, 2011 at 9:12 AM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments
21 Mar

Bay State loses Groupon discounts on liquor

See my girls faces up there? well depending on where they are hooking tonight, they might just not be as smiley. This is a bit of noise from the colonial…
March 21, 2011 at 11:00 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment