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11 Feb

Touch me

This my friends in the future TV of your favorite writer (me, im talking about me). It’s a 33′ touchscreen, 33 foot! Thats 396 inches! I need it for my…
February 11, 2011 at 2:45 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Idiots:Nokia workers walk out to show disapproval for merger

Earlier this morning Nokia announced its partnership with Microsoft in the mobile market to help alleviate their rapidly depreciating market share. The employees however do not seem pleased about the…
February 11, 2011 at 1:37 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

I WANT:Vehicular Missile defense systems

Image comes in the brocher with a “dont let this be you” tag Ever wanted your own personal missile defense system for your monstrous family vehicle? Well not you can!…
February 11, 2011 at 12:20 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Pothole mapping with mobile phones

In Massachusetts, the Boston municipality’s Public Works department is using new tech to try to solve an age-old problem, lazy city workers. Well they arent actually trying to solve that,…
February 11, 2011 at 10:45 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Cram 25 micro-cams into a phone and get HDR and depth adjustments

The Pelican Image company is throwing a really cool innovation out into the tech world. Their idea has us replacing the modern “high megapixel” camera optics in phones for 25…
February 11, 2011 at 8:42 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

How to make a BIG fire in MineCraft

Our friend MinecraftFTW here has spent a good portion of his important time to make a “how to” in the attempt of making you that much cooler on MineCraft, tho I’m pretty sure it…
February 10, 2011 at 8:15 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

OMG make a Zelda design and Im in!

Wait for it….Zipper shoes! Fuck yes. This shoe design allows you to take one pair of shoes and turn it into any design you want! Well so long as you…
February 10, 2011 at 6:01 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

GIVE ME THE PASSWORD!!!

Passwords are an area in which the common, sub 8th grade, mind tend to fall into redundancy. You choose a base like “manboylover” and then subtly change it for each…
February 10, 2011 at 3:33 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

VoLTE? is that megatrons little cousin?

Verizon ran its first call tests on the voice over LTE network, now labeled VoLTE(genius no? Somehow ultra speed, even tho it’s frequency not volts that make speed). They were…
February 10, 2011 at 1:06 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

CamoflART- the other Boleyn girlin dude

No im not referring to a product that will hide your flatulence, that would be too awesome for you to handle. Liu Bolin is an artist, and like all the…
February 10, 2011 at 12:03 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment