Category Archive: Idiot-Morons

13 Dec

Californians Forge $285,000 Check

Mrs. Robin Antonella Pabello (right) and Mrs. Alexa Johzen Polar (left),respectively a school teacher and a paralegal, Got together one day and thought to themselves the American Realization (comes after…
December 13, 2011 at 9:43 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
01 Dec

Guess How Many Car Pile-up

Apparently earlier this morning, Hendersonville Tennessee (near Nashville and drunken Country-music lovers), there was an incident on the highway that cause a bit of a car crash. Now I normally…
December 1, 2011 at 6:48 PM By CatastroFUCK 3 Comments
22 Nov

Kindergarden Cop Is BaaaaaCK!!!

Hello everyone!!! Sorry for the long leave of absence, but between long work hours and just pure laziness I really haven’t had the time to do any writing. I just…
November 22, 2011 at 7:13 PM By KinderGardenCop Leave a comment
14 Apr

Damn Funny Texts opens

From the laid back, do nothing but Photoshop in our moniker at the bottom and make a title guys that Brought you Damn You Autocorrect, comes a new variant of…
April 14, 2011 at 4:53 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Apr

Czech Prez steals a pen

Seems Czech President Václav Klaus really likes him some nice pens, so much so that he felt it necessary to steal one on TV instead of waiting till the end…
April 14, 2011 at 1:40 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
23 Mar

Dumb shit steals laptop from geek… doesn’t wipe hardrive

Okay, this immoral and questionably retarded thief stole a Macbook Air from a teek wiz. Once said tech wiz found his floaty laptop to be gone he immediately went to…
March 23, 2011 at 1:15 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
21 Mar

I love Guinness….and I love Mila Kunis…

Yes I know You have seen that picture before, But read the comments. Thats Why I posted it, sound like anyone you know? Me mother f**kers. Anyway it was a…
March 21, 2011 at 1:50 PM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments
16 Mar

Man eats his own beard

so this one is old but I laughed so I figured you would enjoy it. Kentucky man Harvey Westmoreland had himself an interesting day when he tried to sell his…
March 16, 2011 at 12:15 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
16 Mar

Nose candy found at NASA…again

A “white powdery substance” was found in the Kennedy space center facility in Florida and has just come back as testing positive for cocaine. I could stop the post there…
March 16, 2011 at 9:17 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Mar

Kansas loves fetishes

My pal Rincewind over at Erotixx ran a particularly amusing post yesterday, and i had to share it with you”
March 10, 2011 at 4:05 PM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments