Category Archive: Story Time

16 Jan

Guest Poem

Hey gang. I don’t have much time to post but I was in contact with an old friend of mine recently and she asked me for a favor, and I…
January 16, 2012 at 12:21 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
31 Dec

Happy New Year! Also; The Winds of Winter

Just a quick post to see out the year, since Catastrofuck and Kindergarden Cop have undoubtedly already collapsed into a fat American heaps having indulged in too much piss weak…
December 31, 2011 at 10:53 AM By badbabbler 1 Comment
24 Dec

Merry Xmas(note the spelling…note it hard).

Hey everyone!. I just wanted to say that every single sexy one of you should have a great Xmas. Xmas of course is the consumer holiday, and not Christmas which…
December 24, 2011 at 5:31 PM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments
05 Dec

The world’s worst CV; Benedict Le Gauche, my hero

I got fired from my job recently. I was partially to blame, I’ll admit that up front, but the fact of the matter is this; they wanted me gone. I…
December 5, 2011 at 6:42 PM By badbabbler 2 Comments
30 Nov

Trippy genius writer signs million dollar deal for serial novel, makes me jealous

So, I don’t know much about the demographic for this blog, but I’m going to assume that you’re savvy internet users who actually acquired the power of literacy and therefore…
November 30, 2011 at 9:19 PM By badbabbler Leave a comment
Sorry Oz, but I plan to use your tragedy for comedy
25 Nov

Australian man thinks he’s McGyver, probably is

So I was charged last night by hateful taskmaster  benevolent web-legend CatastroFuck with updating the site, since he and KinderGarden Cop, aka the only other sods who write for this…
November 25, 2011 at 1:06 PM By badbabbler 2 Comments
22 Nov

Kindergarden Cop Is BaaaaaCK!!!

Hello everyone!!! Sorry for the long leave of absence, but between long work hours and just pure laziness I really haven’t had the time to do any writing. I just…
November 22, 2011 at 7:13 PM By KinderGardenCop Leave a comment
19 Jun

What makes you so cross

Hello there my wonderful readers. How are you? Hiatus has not been so nice to me, I’ve found there is less purpose in my life and it’s also harder to…
June 19, 2011 at 7:01 PM By CatastroFUCK 3 Comments
17 May

Git ta drankin

So check this out, I actually got dragged out because Im so friggin miserable doing what Im doing right now. Whilst out we partook in some minor beverage consumption….only like…
May 17, 2011 at 9:36 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Apr

You spoke, now prepare to receive

Well somehow you guys asked for another dark story (because not enough of you voted), which is really fine with me cuz back when I was that kind of writer…
April 18, 2011 at 11:45 AM By CatastroFUCK 2 Comments