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22 Feb

Moto Xoom flashless?

Alright, one of the biggest boom sticks that Andriod lovers (pronounced Apple haters) have to tear down the IPad/IPhone is that IOS refuses Flash and Android makes sweet sweet love…
February 22, 2011 at 11:16 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
22 Feb

Internet Stalkers Rejoice!

Theres a new Facebook app (new to me) that takes the long, arduous, jerkins saturated hours out of internet stalking. This Breakup Notifier app will notify you when your wife…
February 22, 2011 at 10:45 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
22 Feb

Built-in bathroom Harry Potter reader

This is a mural carefully scribed on the side wall of a public shitter covering the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone in its entirety. I cant…
February 22, 2011 at 9:41 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
22 Feb

Little girl named “Facebook”

I wasn’t really all that interested in this but I’ve been told to write about it by a higher power(read:boss) so here goes. An Egyptian man, Jamal Ibrahim, Named his…
February 22, 2011 at 9:06 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

Mmmmm dingle berries, (gross fail)

So you’re sitting in the church hall waiting for the AA meeting to start when suddenly your (very large) stomach starts a rumbling, you remember you had a sweet fuckin…
February 18, 2011 at 5:15 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

Holy shitcicles, Lego-house(60,000 pieces)

This is a 5’x3’x2′ Victorian era house being crushed by a falling tree, oh yeah and is all made out of Legos! Even the tree is made out of Legos.…
February 18, 2011 at 4:15 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

VZdubs IPhone speeds half that of AT&T

Ookla (speedtest.net) has an app out for the iphone that runs a speed test, whoda thunk? However this has proven exceedingly useful with the release of the Verizon IPhone, as…
February 18, 2011 at 3:48 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

No PS4 in the works

If you’re an avid PlayStation fan, AS YOU SHOULD BE!, you better get ready for a long wait before Sony’s next big Flagship. “Every year, we reveal and release new…
February 18, 2011 at 1:50 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

The ANTI-PEW

Everything that just ran thru your head was forty times cooler than this is in real life. That’s probably because its in the tiny little baby stage right now. An…
February 18, 2011 at 1:00 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

Unwieldy, but cool revolver

This here is a .38 revolver that can fire 24 shots without reloading. I really don’t have much info on this, I just thought it was badass. What I could…
February 18, 2011 at 12:30 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment