Category Archive: Tech

14 Feb

Its coming right at us!

The LG Optimus finally gets an official 3D counter part. The “Optimus 3D” (colorful name isnt it?) boasts the glasses-free 3D display with the ability to view and create 3D…
February 14, 2011 at 9:54 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
14 Feb

My eyeballs are melting!

Hitachi has a new touch screen IPS LCD for smart phone displays. As of now the current sweet pee in the market is Apple’s Retina display at 960×640, which is…
February 14, 2011 at 8:16 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Idiots:Nokia workers walk out to show disapproval for merger

Earlier this morning Nokia announced its partnership with Microsoft in the mobile market to help alleviate their rapidly depreciating market share. The employees however do not seem pleased about the…
February 11, 2011 at 1:37 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

I WANT:Vehicular Missile defense systems

Image comes in the brocher with a “dont let this be you” tag Ever wanted your own personal missile defense system for your monstrous family vehicle? Well not you can!…
February 11, 2011 at 12:20 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Pothole mapping with mobile phones

In Massachusetts, the Boston municipality’s Public Works department is using new tech to try to solve an age-old problem, lazy city workers. Well they arent actually trying to solve that,…
February 11, 2011 at 10:45 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
11 Feb

Cram 25 micro-cams into a phone and get HDR and depth adjustments

The Pelican Image company is throwing a really cool innovation out into the tech world. Their idea has us replacing the modern “high megapixel” camera optics in phones for 25…
February 11, 2011 at 8:42 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

GIVE ME THE PASSWORD!!!

Passwords are an area in which the common, sub 8th grade, mind tend to fall into redundancy. You choose a base like “manboylover” and then subtly change it for each…
February 10, 2011 at 3:33 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
10 Feb

Ice fishing bite alarm – for the REALLY lazy simple redneck.

The perfect solution for us ULTRA LAZY ice-fishing rednecks who are too preoccupied “gettin’er done” to sit around and wait for a bite.  Instead, we can go back to the…
February 10, 2011 at 3:00 PM By s1ckl1ttl3m0nk3y Leave a comment
10 Feb

VoLTE? is that megatrons little cousin?

Verizon ran its first call tests on the voice over LTE network, now labeled VoLTE(genius no? Somehow ultra speed, even tho it’s frequency not volts that make speed). They were…
February 10, 2011 at 1:06 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
09 Feb

Dr. House music

Wanna pretend like your someone important? Even more than you already pretending now? Then why dont you run out and buy a pair of these snazzy Stetheadphone (retard name not an artifact of my…
February 9, 2011 at 5:47 PM By CatastroFUCK 1 Comment