Category Archive: Tech

25 Feb

Thunderbolt! *kkkcckk kkcckckckzck*

Intel has a wet dream for anyone who thinks USB is too slow (ie: everyone) and its name is Thunderbolt. Thunderbolt is what we tech geeks began to follow as…
February 25, 2011 at 8:30 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
25 Feb

Computer the size of the “n” on a penny

Michigan State University, famous for not paying me for a lecture on “the advanced method for nerds to get laid”, announced that it developed tiny little baby computer that can…
February 25, 2011 at 8:00 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
25 Feb

Hotz to trot

GeoHot Opened a donation recently to fund his ongoing legal battles against the tech giant Sony. The donations were closed last Monday with a statement saying he had raised enough…
February 25, 2011 at 7:30 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
24 Feb

3D Glasses Set Your Eyes On Fire!!!

Ok so I finally got a little bit of ME time in the other day, Seeing as how Catastrofuck supposedly *wink *wink* quit drinking. Although since his announcement of self…
February 24, 2011 at 11:56 PM By KinderGardenCop Leave a comment
24 Feb

Turn your Xbox 360 into a arcade controller

{Sorry about all the downtime guys, I accidentally burnt the building down after I threw a full bottle of Svedka into a TV…I was aiming for Kindergardencop’s head so he would stop…
February 24, 2011 at 7:57 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
22 Feb

Chrome may be altering its shine

Our good friends over at Google have been planning the next stages of world dominance for a while now, but in order to do that it must look pretty. Chrome…
February 22, 2011 at 12:26 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
22 Feb

Moto Xoom flashless?

Alright, one of the biggest boom sticks that Andriod lovers (pronounced Apple haters) have to tear down the IPad/IPhone is that IOS refuses Flash and Android makes sweet sweet love…
February 22, 2011 at 11:16 AM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

VZdubs IPhone speeds half that of AT&T

Ookla (speedtest.net) has an app out for the iphone that runs a speed test, whoda thunk? However this has proven exceedingly useful with the release of the Verizon IPhone, as…
February 18, 2011 at 3:48 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

No PS4 in the works

If you’re an avid PlayStation fan, AS YOU SHOULD BE!, you better get ready for a long wait before Sony’s next big Flagship. “Every year, we reveal and release new…
February 18, 2011 at 1:50 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment
18 Feb

The ANTI-PEW

Everything that just ran thru your head was forty times cooler than this is in real life. That’s probably because its in the tiny little baby stage right now. An…
February 18, 2011 at 1:00 PM By CatastroFUCK Leave a comment